Birds Not Shitting: Revisiting Nature in a Time of Calamity
by C. L. Cook
The Summer of 2011 will be remembered in Victoria as a late in life kind of affair; dry if not hot, slow in coming, but not fruitless. I'll remember it for the few Swallows that arrived. The numbers have tailed off the last few years, but this year was by far the worst I've seen in ten.
The local papers here featured opinions lately of Victoria's brightest, tired of the mess made by the birds still surviving here, the crow and seagull, (the latter also known locally by the inelegant sobriquet, "shit hawk").
It got me remembering a piece I wrote at PEJ.org in the Spring of 2006. The best lines I saved for last then; I know better now.
To See the World in a Fleck of Turd
I
expect some may find an ode to a turd a little off the mark, but
consider, please, the myriad little acts of nature that make the broader
world work. Though few would curse their neighbour the necessity of her
daily dump, when it comes from the sky, without warning, it seems
damnable. Perhaps as damnable as other falling objects, most more
damaging than any delivered through the agency of the infamous,
"shit-hawk."
O! Beautiful Birdshit
C. L. Cook
PEJ News
April 3rd, 2006
Today,
in the English Canadian vernacular, is a "Beaut" in blessed Victoria.
Though "the Pacific drizzle" plagued our daylight saving morning, the
afternoon has proven a peach. For you'se not residing in Paradise, or
perhaps unknowing of its existence here on God's Green, let me tell you:
This place of still extant wildness, married close with the more
familiar clutter of human activity, is as near perfection as any would
hope. And, my little cell is perfectly placed to witness it all.
I
know, some will not believe, but I bear witness to songbirds, and birds
of prey, and enjoin crows, seagulls, and starlings speak with me as
they perform their daily necessity, necessities too gruesome perhaps to
go into here. Along the parking lot the other day, the "Indian" and me
crossed paths, while I watched a pair of cormorants cruise above us
both; the "Indian" said;
"Cormorants."
Just like an "Indian" to say the obvious.
I replied;
"Yeah, they fly pretty."
Just like a "White Guy."
Soon,
the swallows will come back. They live on the roof of the apartment, in
the elevator venting. There will be fewer this year, as last, because
they are being rubbed out. There are theories about this: Pollution;
migration complications; pesticides, and automobile mishaps, (I killed
one myself, whilst traversing the prairie some years back at 80 mph).
Birds shit.
I'll
own, I've cursed the bastard's spoor, when found on my vehicle, but I
know it's not personal. Contrary to popular myth: The birds aren't out
to get us. Though, I think they possess a healthy sense of humour, the
birds are not, necessarily, targeting us. If they were, though, what
question would that provoke?
We humans; "Indians," "White Guys,"
and the rest, tend to discount our "cousins." It seems Au Courrant to
imagine "We" be the sole possessors of consciousness. Yet, do we not all
react defensively when confronted with "Nature's" little reminders? Who
amongst us have not shaken a fist at some feathered felon on finding a
white stain on our vehicle, or perhaps, our head?
A natural, but dim-sighted reaction.
But,
given spare moments, a blob of bird turd holds within it great
instruction. Not long after a gull's splat!, witness please the
congregation of insects, and blown on the breeze spores married to this
fertility. Within a moment, or two, an ecosphere erupts around this
mindless deposit.
To See the World in a fleck of Turd
I
expect some may find an ode to a turd a little off the mark, but
consider, please, the myriad little acts of nature that make the broader
world work. Though few would curse their neighbour the necessity of the
daily dump, when it comes from the sky, without warning, it seems
damnable. Perhaps as damnable as other falling objects, most more
damaging than any delivered through the agency of the infamous,
"shit-hawk."
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