Or try it this way:
When you first fell ill -- nausea and
gnawing stomach pain -- you went to that new doctor in town. He
diagnosed you with stomach flu, prescribed an acid blocker and vicodin,
and told you not to worry a bit. After that, you started vomiting up
brown gunk. So you dragged yourself back to the doctor, who added an
anti-nausea drug and a cathartic to your regimen. Two days later, you
blacked out. You wake up to find yourself in a hospital bed, blood
transfusing into your arm. The same doctor is at your bedside,
insisting that you be anesthetized and immediately operated on for a
bleeding ulcer. He also has a form he says you must sign that relieves
him of all responsibility for perforating your stomach or anything else
that may occur in the course of the procedure.
Would you take the advice of this man? (Hint: He looks remarkably like Dick Cheney.)
In
fact, no set of images from elsewhere in life can do real justice to
the Bush administration and the Washington it exists in. In our normal
lives, no one could get it so wrong so often and still be given the
slightest credence.
And everything in the world of opinion
polls points to Americans having reached exactly this conclusion about
the President and his team. Call it the American consensus. Recent
polls indicate that most of the public has simply stopped listening to
George W. Bush and other administration figures who have proven
incapable of predicting which policy foot will fall where in the next
60 seconds, no less what might happen, based on their acts, in Iraq,
Afghanistan, Iran, or anywhere else.
The polling figures also
indicate that there are essentially no Democrats left to be moved from
the presidential approval to the disapproval columns; that hardly an
"independent" remains on the approval horizon; and that what's always
referred to as the President's Republican "base" is delaminating by the
week. The latest Harris poll, for instance, has the President's
approval ratings at 26% and so in a tie with Richard Nixon's
Watergate-worst Harris low; and the Vice President has hit his own new
low at 21%; while, in the cumulative average of polls at Pollster.com,
Bush's approval rating has dropped under 28%. In the last six weeks, if
you check out the long-term arc of such ratings, it looks as if George
has taken a nosedive off a disapproval cliff.
The latest
Gallup poll has, for the first time, breeched 30% on the twisting,
downward road away from presidential approval and has also registered a
record high in opposition to Bush's Iraq policy. In addition, only 24%
of Gallup's respondents claim to be "satisfied with the way things are
going in the United States at this time" (27% in the latest Newsweek
poll, and a mere 19% in the last NBC/Wall Street Journal poll). Other
polls show similar results.
In fact, the American people have
so stopped listening to this most chaotic and tin-eared of
administrations -- once proudly billed by the media (and itself) as the
"most disciplined" in our history -- that, according to a recent ARG
poll, a stunning 54% of Americans now favor the launching of
impeachment hearings against Vice President Cheney (only 40% oppose)
and 45% favor it against the President (46% oppose). For an idea that
was, nine months ago, on the frontiers of political discussion and the
far edge of unmentionability, this is nothing short of remarkable. Now,
outside of Washington, it's evidently starting to look as American as
apple pie for a public that has had it and may not care to wait for
election 2008.
On the other hand, Washington, or that part of
it made up of pols, inside-the-Beltway journalists, think-tank pundits,
and assorted lobbyists, is quite a different story. The Washington
consensus is now way behind the American one. In the rest of the
country, the verdict is in on the President and his administration.
He's so long gone and Iraq should be so over that there's a massive
rush for the exits. In Washington, capital of the universe, where the
imperial presidency and what passes for American "interests" abroad
still hold sway, this administration, however tattered, continues to
stagger along the heights of power. Remarkably enough, the President
and his top officials, civilian and military, still manage to frame the
Iraq "debate" inside Washington's corridors of power, to define what
issues should be at stake and which things are to be discussed.
As
Peter Baker of the Washington Post put the matter last Friday,
President Bush "still holds the commanding position in his showdown
with Congress over Iraq. Even with Republican defections, as votes in
both houses made clear this week, opponents do not have anywhere near
the veto-proof majorities needed to wrest leadership of the war."
Headlined
"As the War Debate Heats up, Stagnant Air Is in the Forecast" and
reflecting the political mood of the moment in the capital, the piece
was littered with words like "stalemate" and "gridlock." It described a
President "pummeled yet defiant" and predicted "at least two more
months of anger and posturing but no change in direction." In all this
it was typical. A New York Times front-page piece the same day had the
headline: "A Firm Bush Tells Congress Not to Dictate Policy on War"; a
Los Angeles Times headline went: "Bush Quiets Revolt over Iraq"; and
U.S. News in a piece headlined, "Defiant Bush Holds Firm on Surge," had
the horserace line: "Most analysts believe the President gained little
ground yesterday."
Indeed, all of this is true, after a
fashion. Congress is deep in the big muddy of whether the President's
surge plan in Iraq has met its "benchmarks" (suggested by the White
House), of whether or not to wait for the President's general, David
Petraeus, to report back in September on "progress" before insisting on
what is likely to be a relatively modest change of strategy, and about
whether, by the President's standards, there is, or is not, "progress"
in Iraq.
When you think about it, that's little short of a
miracle for the Bush administration. After all, you have a President
rounding in at 27% "approval" in a nation where about 70% of the public
now believes we are on "the wrong track" and yet Bush and his people
are still, however desperately, capable of setting the "benchmarks" for
-- and of framing -- the debate in Washington.
Short, perhaps,
of Jefferson Davis, has any American leader ever been more relentlessly
wrong? Since September 12, 2001, hardly a single move this
administration has made in foreign policy hasn't turned out -- and
relatively quickly at that -- to be the equivalent of a roadside bomb,
exploding under the Humvee of American foreign policy.
For the
benefit not of the public, but of our Congressional representatives who
may have been in Washington a little too long and spent a little too
much time reading the Washington-inspired press corps, here, at a
glance, is the actual record of the President and his administration on
Iraq (and allied topics) since 2001.
Top administration
officials, the President, and/or Vice President claimed that Saddam
Hussein had reconstituted his nuclear program; that he was searching
for yellowcake uranium in Niger; that the Iraqi dictator had an arsenal
of weapons of mass destruction (and that they knew where these were);
that he had "mobile biological warfare labs"; that he had unmanned
aerial vehicles capable of spraying the East Coast of the U.S.
(hundreds of miles inland, no less) with deadly toxins, including
anthrax; that he was allied with al-Qaeda; and that he had something to
do with the attacks of September 11, 2001.
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong again!
Top
administration officials, the President, and/or Vice President claimed
that the Iraqis -- the previously oppressed Shiites, in particular --
would welcome us as liberators ("I really do believe that we will be
greeted as liberators" -- Dick Cheney); that they might strew
"bouquets" of flowers at the feet of our troops; that the war would be
a "cakewalk"; that the war and occupation would cost perhaps $40
billion or, at most, $100 billion (actual cost so far: at least $450
billion); that the occupation could easily be funded thanks to the "sea
of oil" on which Iraq "floated"; that the neighbors in the region,
especially Syria and Iran, would be shock-and-awed into submission or
would fall before our might -- as some neocons then put it: "Everyone
wants to go to Baghdad. Real men want to go to Tehran."; that, by
August 2003, American troop strength in that country would be down to
30,000-40,000 troops.
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong again!
On
September 14, 2001, George W. Bush stood on a pile of rubble in
downtown New York City, a megaphone in his hands, and swore that "the
people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon"; not
so long after, he claimed that Afghanistan had been "liberated" from
the Taliban and al-Qaeda; soon after, he ordered American military
attention (and crucial forces) shifted from Afghanistan and those
al-Qaeda remnants to Iraq, where plans for a much-desired invasion were
already in progress; on May 1, 2003, speaking under a "mission
accomplished" banner on the USS Abraham Lincoln, he proclaimed "major
combat" in Iraq "ended"; in July 2003, he challenged the Iraqi
insurgency ("bring ‘em on").
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong again!
In
the ensuing years, the President promised "victory" in Iraq again and
again, and he has indicated that "progress" was being made there in
just about every speech or news conference he's ever given on the
subject. On November 30, 2005, the President announced that he had a
specific "strategy for victory in Iraq" in a speech in which he used
the word "victory" 15 times and "progress" 28 times; until the Golden
Mosque in Samarra was bombed in late February 2006, he and his top
officials and military commanders continued to insist that Iraq was not
in a state of incipient civil war; throughout all these years, he and
his Vice President have repeatedly indicated that the press was simply
feeding bad news to the American public and avoiding the "good news" in
Iraq.
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong again!
Top
administration officials, the President and/or the Vice President
claimed that the following were "milestones" and/or "turning points" in
Iraq: the killing of Saddam's two sons in July 2003; the capture of
Saddam himself in December 2003 (The President even accepted Saddam's
pistol from some of the American soldiers who captured him as a memento
and placed it in a study beside the Oval Office, near a bust of Winston
Churchill. "He really liked showing it off," according to a visitor);
the official turning over of, as the President put it, "complete, full
sovereignty" to an Iraqi "interim government" in June 2004; the "purple
finger" election of January 30, 2005 that led to the writing of the
Iraqi Constitution; the nationwide voting of December 15, 2005 that
elected a national parliament; the killing of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi in
June 2006 (about which the President felt so strongly that he
personally congratulated the pilot of the plane that killed him on a
trip to Baghdad and returned home reportedly feeling "buoyant").
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong again!
When,
before the invasion of Iraq, Army Chief of Staff Gen. Eric Shinseki
testified before Congress that "several hundred thousand troops" would
be needed for an occupation of Iraq, Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul
Wolfowitz called him "wildly off the mark" and Secretary of Defense
Donald Rumsfeld declared him "far off the mark"; when a relatively
small American force took Baghdad in April 2003 and stood by while the
Iraqi capital and its cultural treasure houses were looted, the Defense
Secretary declared "freedom's untidy" and "stuff happens"; in June
2004, Wolfowitz denied that an insurgency was even taking place in Iraq
("An insurgency implies something that rose up afterwards ... [This] is
a continuation of the war by people who never quit…"); by that June,
the administration's viceroy in Baghdad, L. Paul Bremer III, had
already officially dissolved the Iraqi military and issued 97 legal
orders, "binding instructions or directives to the Iraqi people" (to
remain in force even after any transfer of political authority), meant
to control practically all Iraqi acts down to how you drove your car;
in these years, the administration's representatives refused to deal
diplomatically with Iraq's neighbors, Syria and Iran.
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong again!
The
Pentagon arrived in Iraq with plans to build four vast permanent
military bases; later, the administration embarked on the construction
of the largest embassy on the planet ("George W's Palace," as Iraqis
sardonically dubbed it) in the heart of Baghdad's heavily fortified
Green Zone; American officials, handing out enormous no-bid contracts
to crony corporations, promised that Iraq would be "reconstructed,"
that electricity service would be suitably restored; that potable water
would be delivered; that damaged sewage systems would be repaired; and
that the oil industry would soar above the production levels of the end
of the Saddam era.
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong again!
This
January, in a speech to the nation, the President announced a "new way
forward in Iraq" and assured Americans that his new "surge" plan would:
"change America's course in Iraq," "help us succeed in the fight
against terror," and "put down sectarian violence and bring security to
the people of Baghdad"; that "America would hold the Iraqi government
to the benchmarks it has announced"; that "the Iraqi government plans
to take responsibility for security in all of Iraq's provinces by
November"; that "Iraq will pass legislation to share oil revenues among
all Iraqis"; that "Iraqis plan to hold provincial elections later this
year"; that "the government will reform de-Baathification laws, and
establish a fair process for considering amendments to Iraq's
constitution"; that the administration plan would use "America's full
diplomatic resources to rally support for Iraq from nations throughout
the Middle East," "bring us closer to success," and "hasten the day our
troops begin coming home."
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong again!
And
the flood of misstatements, mistakes, missed predictions, and mistaken
assessments of the Iraqi and global situations continue to pour in. To
take just a few examples from the last week of news:
*Since
2005, the President has been repeating the ad-jingle-style mantra about
the Iraqi military: "As Iraqis stand up, we will stand down." In fact,
$19 billion dollars has already been poured into training, advising,
and equipping that military and the Iraqi police. Yet, according to the
White House Progress Report, "Despite stepped-up training, the
readiness of the Iraqi military to operate independently of U.S. forces
has decreased since President Bush's new [surge] strategy was launched
in January." Outgoing Chairman of the Joint Chiefs Gen. Peter Pace, in
fact, claims that "the number of Iraqi army battalions that operate
independently, with no assistance from U.S. forces, has dropped from 10
to six over the last two months."
*The President promised in
January that, in areas touched by his surge plan, American and Iraqi
troops would begin to establish real "security," end sectarian
cleansing, and allow no place to be a "safe haven" for militias.
However, Julian E. Barnes and Ned Parker of the Los Angeles Times,
reporting from a militia-controlled Baghdad neighborhood, write: "[A]s
the experience of the troops in Ubaidi indicates, U.S. forces so far
have been unable to establish security, even for themselves. Iraqis
continue to flee their homes, leaving mixed areas and seeking safety in
religiously segregated neighborhoods. About 32,000 families fled in
June alone, according to figures compiled by the United Nations and the
Iraqi government that are due to be released next week."
*The
President began his global war on terror by swearing that the U.S.
would be eternally "on the hunt" for al-Qaeda and has claimed ever
since that U.S. forces have radically weakened Osama bin Laden's
organization (though, just recently, a frustrated Congress raised the
price on Osama's head from $25 million to $50 million). At his most
recent news conference, Bush offered the slippery formulation:
"[B]ecause of the actions we have taken, al Qaeda is weaker today than
they would have been." But a new administration intelligence report
from the National Counterterrorism Center entitled "Al-Qaida Better
Positioned to Strike the West," reportedly claims that "the terrorist
network is gaining strength and has established a safe haven in remote
tribal areas of western Pakistan for training and planning attacks."
*The
President has constantly pointed to "progress" in Iraq. As Bob Woodward
just revealed in the Washington Post, however, CIA Director Michael
Hayden, offering an assessment of progress to the Iraq Study Group in a
meeting last November, stated that "the inability of the [Maliki]
government to govern seems irreversible." He added that he could not
"point to any milestone or checkpoint where we can turn this thing
around.... We have spent a lot of energy and treasure creating a
government that is balanced, and it cannot function." Last week as
well, a new intelligence assessment, a document signed off on by all 16
of the agencies in the U.S. Intelligence Community, offered
significantly grimmer news than the already grim White House interim
Progress Report on possibilities for Iraqi national reconciliation and
so "cast new uncertainty about the chances of success for President
Bush's plan to contain the war through the deployment of an additional
28,000 U.S. troops, mostly in and around Baghdad."
But why go
on? Only in Washington would such a consistent record of woeful failure
lead to "stalemate." Only in Washington would a group of officials with
such a record still be able to set the basic ground rules for debate.
No individual would go back to the lot that sold you a string of
automotive lemons, or let the doctor who had repeatedly misdiagnosed
your disease (and maybe killed your neighbor with an overdose of
anesthetic), operate on you.
In relation to Iraq, the
situation can be summed up this way: The greatest gamblers in our
history rolled the dice for a long-desired invasion, based on a dream
of dominating the oil heartlands of the planet. This vision of a Pax
Americana planet was based on the vaunted ability of the highest-tech
military anywhere to dominate all in its path. (Domestically, a
high-tech, well-oiled, utterly disciplined Republican Party was to
establish political and lobbying dominion -- a Pax Republicana -- over
Washington and the nation for a generation or more to come). On both
imagined dominions, as on everything else, they were wrong. They were,
that is, wrong in their expectations at the planetary level, and they
have been wrong at every lesser level ever since. It has proven to be a
cavalcade of stupidity.
If you take just the situation in Iraq
in six-month increments, starting with the taking of Baghdad in 2003,
any reasonable assessment would conclude that the American position has
weakened and the country grown more chaotic, dangerous, and murderous
in each of them. There is no reason to believe that, under the
ministrations of this President, this Vice-President, these officials,
and this set of military commanders anything could possibly change for
the better as long as we remain stuck on the idea of occupying Iraq.
That's
the logic of recent history. If you prefer the logic of dreams and of
an empire of stupidity, then do stick with the present "stalemate."
Otherwise,
it would make more sense to play an opposite's game with whatever
positions the President and his officials take. Your odds on being
right are guaranteed to be phenomenally high. Why, in fact, listen to
them for one more second? Why be forced to look back and say "Wrong
again!" one more time?